Name This Quote

I was watching a movie today and a speech I have heard before delivered by one of the characters made me laugh almost as much as the monologue from National Lampoons Christmas Vaction. Here is the quote:

You want me to teach you something? You want to learn something? All right. Here's a useful lesson for you. Give up. Just quit. Because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose. Big time. Because the WORLD is run by the man.
Who?
The man. Oh, you don't know the man. Oh, he's everywhere. In the White House. Down the hall. Miss Mullins, she's the man. And the man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank. Okay, and there used to be a way to stick it to the man. It was called rock and roll. But guess what. Oh no, the man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV!
So don't waste your time by trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome, because the man is just going to call you a fat, washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!