Now that we all know what Getting Kicked in the Junk by Vegas 2004 is, we can proceed with further details. This trip has been in the works for about three months now. It started out as a crazy idea and we ran with it. As the days wind down to zero hour, the passengers are starting to wonder if it's really going to happen. The reason I say this is because we have had a few scares. They have been all types: marital, financial, even family strife has put this trip in jeopardy. We are two weeks out and only one final problem remains. It is the financial. Not all of us are going to have the monster bankrolls we had imagined. So I have come up with an idea.
Churches and schools will always do a car wash fundraiser to produce extra money for a trip. Well, that may work for them, but we have lives to attend to. So here is my proposal. We plead to you, our devoted readers. Please let us know of anything that can be done to raise money for our trip. However, don't tell us to get jobs. Seventy-five percent of us already have one of those.
Look at this as a pledge drive of sorts. We will continue to keep you in hysterics with our humorous entries as long as you send the money in. Just think of how many blogs we will have after we get back from Las Vegas. It's the city that never sleeps...oh wait. Windy, no that's not it. City of Brotherly Love, definitely not. Sin city, that's it. The stories that we will retell to our fans will keep you going for at least six months.
However, this will not be able to occur unless you help. All we ask is for a dollar a day so little James over in Woodland West will be able to supersize his order of fries. Is this too much to ask? I think not. So please send all referrals to me in the comments field or James, Clint or Chad at the following sites:
livebside.blogspot.com
imout.blogspot.com
chip22.blogspot.com
We appreciate anything you can give, large or small. We will be leaving on June 10, so please have all checks sent in before this date. God bless and keep praying those pocket Aces hold up.
2 comments:
Matt,
Nice try. I am not so sure that anyboyd wants to fund a trip to Vegas. As funny as our future posts will be, I am sure nobody will reply with money. However, we can start some kind of fund raiser. I guarantee If we put our minds together for a "charity" we could do this. Think about it and let us know.
Ok, so let me get this strait.
You want your family/friends to give you 3 guys (or is it 4 now?) their hard earned money, so you guys can go on road trip to Vegas and have a great time. The only problem I have is WHAT ABOUT MY VACATION? Some of us work, and have worked every day of our lives ( at least since we were legal to),just so we can get by, and you expect us to fund your little boys road trip?! Sorry guys but I think ya'll have pushed it this time. It's not like this is the first time ya'll have gone on road trip anyway. But that's cool, have a great time, the rest of us will be here, working.
PS Good Luck w/ the collection
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