What you are about to read is either going to send you into an outburst of "Ohhhh" and "How sweet" or you will use this as the final example in ousting my homosexuality.
Tonight at the Ennis Downtown Halloween Festival I will be playing the role of Dracula. You heard it right. I'm not covering the event, I'm in the event. They need a person to dress up as Dracula to spook the kids and I caved by saying I'd do it.
I figure it is for the kids and it will only take a couple of hours of standing near a cd player as it moans creepy music and a fog machine that lets loose a suffocating gas. This must be the ying to the yang of being allowed full access while walking around accident scenes and view dead bodies.
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