James and I worked a Texas Hold'em Tournament tonight for our casino party company. We've heard they put their best Hold'em dealers at the first table and work their way down to the end. This made us wonder who would be ahead of whom. Jim Anderson is their number one dealer, so he was at table one. It took five more tables for one of us to have our names called. Drat! It was Jay (James' work name). James is considered a better dealer than me, but only by one. I was table seven.
However, one problematic event in the system did occur. They break the tables down as people lose and less people are playing. The last table remaining is table one. It is broken from highest table first and that dealer is then free to go home. Because of this arrangement, my table should have been broken down first. Yet, James' table was dispersed before mine. Does this mean I possibly moved to a higher ranking than James during the tournament? Have I proven myself to the administration of Fabulous Las Vegas Casino Parties? Could it be?
By the by, if you didn't know. This entry is purely for absurdity. I do not mean to offend anyone and am just joking about who the better dealer is. I really don't care. I get paid the same amount as Jim Anderson if I leave first or last. So why not be just good enough to be invited to the party to deal in the first place, but bad enough to be first to leave.
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